No, Really

Alright.. First and foremost, this is one horrendous POS, if I do say so myself. But it's not like I put any actual effort into it, so I guess that's okay.

For those of you who don't know, I aspire to be Jack Sparrow when I grow up. It's what I tell people whenever they ask, and a damn good goal if you ask me. Also, for those of you who don't know, tomorrow (Sept. 18th) is "Talk Like A Pirate" day! So I got to thinking... What with me already being Sparrow-obsessed, and what with tomorrow being TLAP day, it's not entirely impossible that I could get carried away, and perhaps do some very stupid things. Such as stowing aboard the 'Pearl, then challenging our beloved Jack's right to the title of "Captain". ;}~

Just a stupid bit of fun. The scanner went beyond killing this piece, straight into the realms of torturing it, killing it, mutilating it's corpse, then running what was left over with a steamroller a few dozen times. So I cropped out the worst of it (in the original the crew is standing behind Jack all "wtf" like, and you can see water and sharks circling below yours truly), and tried to fix what was left with the burn brush. That didn't work out quite as well as I had hoped (especially with Jack! He looks like something from "Tales of the Crypt" o.O).. But I figured I'd post it anyway.

Because I am lame like that.

Jack (c) Disney

Art and Me (c)....me.